The Girl Who Cried “BAE”

The name she gave every guy she met

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She was young and free,
Loaded, and as pretty as can be;
Shalewa had it all,
Except for a beau, handsome and tall

She had read books and seen movies,
Had just attended Tolu’s wedding in May,
But she too had it all—looks, brains and boobies,
Her own true love was surely on his way

Her weekdays she spent at the office,
Where there was Biola, Yusuf and Chris,
But which of them would be the one?
When indeed, her heart they all had won

At home, Mommy and Titi tired of hearing about them,
For she swore there was something special in all three;
And of course there was the guy from church, Dubem,
If only he would loosen up, become wild and free

And so the search for her man continued,
Clubbing and partying every weekend, sometimes almost nude;
Her friends had given her a name, desperado,
She had turned into quite the prayer commando

Bae—the name she gave every guy she met,
Albeit everyone telling her to tone it down;
If only they could get her to realize: not just yet,
But Shalewa couldn’t wait to be in her wedding gown

Weeks and months went by,
Ever so often she would lay in her bed and cry;
Then there was Kola, with whom she had once refused to speak,
Yet if given a million chances, Shalewa he would still pick

It wasn’t long before she realized what was happening,
Her luck had turned and she had finally found the one;
But it made no difference ‘cause no one else was listening,
They all ignored her and assumed it was just for fun

Turns out Kola wasn’t all that patient;
He was yet to meet anyone, friend, sister or parent,
And they’d been together for five months already,
So he took it to mean that Shalewa wasn’t just ready

The following week Kola called with some news,
And just like that, Shalewa was in search of a new bae;
In between tears, ice-cream and Drake’s Views,
Shalewa met a new guy on Instagram, his name—bae

Written by Lota Ofodile

Lota is an interesting, fun-loving young lady, who takes life as it comes, and believes that love is the greatest gift of all. She is somewhat of a Nollywood enthusiast and particularly enjoys reading, writing, and talking about topics concerning love, relationships, family and marriage. She also really enjoys Nigerian music. She blogs at Lota Relates.

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